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Monday, January 18

“Halo is the precise reason kids don’t play with G.I. Joes anymore”

“Halo is the precise reason kids don’t play with G.I. Joes anymore”

This line is from a crazy review of Halo 3. Do read it.

What does this actually mean? Does it mean there’s a whole trove of unsold GI Joe figurines gathering dust at your nearest Wal Mart? Does it mean instead the kiddies are buying the new McFarlane range of Halo toys? I hear theCortana version in a sexy pose is a hot seller. Does it mean the Xbox is the new imagination land where game designers tell you what to think? Is Halo the Borg, assimilating every player into it's universe? Bungie's ultimate goal is world domination of course.


It means Halo is king of the sand pit and those G.I. Joes just got the sand kicked in their eyes. ..


Killing Elites on legendary mode makes you a champion. Playing with plastic dolls makes you…. not cool. What’s the choice?

Or is the reason that kids don’t play with G.I. Joes anymore because the movie sucked?

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