Jimmy Jangles here, writing for Gears of Halo to provide you with the latest info and news about my favorite Xbox games such as Halo 4 and the Reclaimer Trilogy, Gears of War and Mass Effect, what the fans of these games are up to and what ever the team at Bungie conjure up...plus a lot of cosplay pictures!

There will be spoilers! If you don't want to know NE thing about new and soon to be new Xbox games, slowly back away from the internet now...

Tuesday, February 16

Are you a Halo fan or A Halo Fan?



Are you a Halo fan or A Halo Fan?

Some gamers can casually play a game of Halo and  simply rather enjoy it. Other gamers seem to take it a lil bit too far and seemingly want to become Halo. Maybe they want dress up as a nude Cortana. Maybe they want the Master Chief to Marry them. Maybe these people are more than Halo fans but are indeed Halo Fans?

How do you tell if you're a Halo Fan or A Halo Fan? Here's a handy guide. What side of the spectrum are you on? And hey Halo Reach Game News doesn't judge, we love EACH AND EVERY HALO FAN!

How to tell if you're a Halo fan or A Halo Fan?

You’re a Halo fan if you’ve played Lone Wolves a few hundred times. You’re A Halo Fan if you fret you can’t break that 40 plus ranking barrier in each and every match making variant.

You’re a Halo fan if you like the odd game on Valhalla. You’re A Halo Fan if you pine longingly for Blood Gulch.

You’re a Halo fan if you’ve logged on to Bungie.net a few times. You’re A Halo Fan if you’re a Forum Ninja.

You’re a Halo fan if you check your stats on Bungie.net. You’re A Halo Fan if you visit HBO.

You're a Halo fan if you liked the new Halo Reach screen shots. You're A Halo Fan if you decided the game play had a frame rate of 30 FPS.

You’re a Halo fan if you like Black Out. You’re A Halo Fan if you think Bungie just fucked it up.

You’re a Halo fan if you bought ODST. You’re A Halo Fan if you bought Halo Wars.

You’re a Halo fan if you know who Frankie is. You’re A Halo Fan if you know what soccer team he supports.

You’re a Halo fan if you think Spartans are cool. You’re A Halo Fan if you can list 5 differences between a Spartan II and III.

You’re a Halo fan if you once talked to a girl who played Halo. You’re A Halo Fan if you know what the ladies like.

You’re a Halo fan if you saw the Simspon’s episode where Millhouse wore a Spartan costume.  You’re A Halo Fan if you wore a Spartan outfit to the 2010 Super bowl final →

You’re a Halo fan if you downloaded Waypoint to your Xbox. You’re a Halo Fan if you put a Halo theme on your Xbox

You’re a Halo fan if you can spell L33T. You’re a Halo Fan if you can solve WHVIDLDSHBYJSDO

You’re a Halo fan if you bought an Xbox to play Halo 3. You’re A Halo Fan if you turned your xbox into Halo 3.

You’re a Halo fan if you like the Halo theme. You’re A Halo Fan if you can play it like Steve Vai.

You’re a Halo fan if you liked Mass Effect. You’re A Halo Fan if you noticed some random space ship in ME2 reminded you of a game you played 10 years ago.

You’re a Halo fan if you read HRGN website daily. You’re A Halo Fan if you check out Hawymcbloggy daily.

You’re a Halo fan if you bought a Halo Soundtrack. You’re A Halo Fan if you downloaded Beyonce's Halo song.

You’re a Halo fan if you read Contact Harvest. You’re A Halo Fan if you read to the very end of this post!

6 Wills of the Prophets:

Seenoht said...

Three cheers for Halo Fans!

Jimmy Jangles said...

Yeah baby! P.S. Are you stalking me Seenoht? ;)

Seenoht said...

If by "stalking" you mean "commenting on" and by "me" you mean "the blog", then absolutely.

This way, when your blog makes million$ (before this fall, of course) there'll only be one answer when you wonder aloud, "who has been quite supportive for the last few months that I can thank monetarily?"

JJ said...

Hehehe. If I make a million dollars, I'll be everyone a Doctor Pepper...!

JJ said...

be = buy

The Thurmanator said...

The sad thing is my main on WoW is named after Frankie ("Frankieclone" is a Gnome that looks eerily like Frankie).