Lies, damned lies and Halo 2 statistics

Halo 2’s Xbox Live run is over, gone the way of the Moa and the Dodo. 

Bungie’s statistics generator,  Mr Michael Williams has released some last Halo 2 statistics for us players to revel in. Farewell Halo 2, you were a true champion. 

Final Halo 2 player stats:

• Unique Players (not including guests): 6,603,900
• Kills: 36,784,837,266 (Or something like 5.5 times the current population of the earth)
• Assists: 10,422,552,715

• Current total games: 803,136,816
• Current player games: 5,417,490,994

• Seconds in Matchmatchmade games: 1,798,459,752,186
• Minutes in Matchmatchmade games: 29,974,329,203
• Hours in Matchmatchmade games: 499,572,153
• Days in Matchmatchmade games: 20,815,506
• Years in Matchmatchmade games: 56,991 (So since around 54,981 BC, about the time Europe was thought to have started being inhabited by Neanderthals)

• Seconds playing campaign on live: 850,462,468,852
• Minutes playing campaign on live: 14,174,374,480
• Hours playing campaign on live: 236,239,574
• Days playing campaign on live: 9,843,315
• Years playing campaign on live: 26,950 (Or about 1.7 billion dollars at a minimum wage of 7.25)

• Total Clans: 8,653,124
• Clans with 8+ members: 68,868
• Clans with 16+ members: 16,752

• Times the Halo 2 Banhammer has swung: 548,479 (Slightly more than the population of Wyoming) (includes multiple bans on the same players)

Hat Tip: Grunts R Us