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Sunday, October 3

Don't ask, just play it

Cody Miller takes too many drugs.

You may recall this bitch session about the plot of Reach.

Here's the lyrics with no apologies to Dire Straits....

I want a, I want a, I want a good story

Look at Halo 1 yeah, that's the way you do it
You write a game with a good story
Reach Ain't working, that's not the way you do it
There's lots of action but the story ain't deep

Reach ain't working, that's not the way you do it
Now lemme tell ya, a good rule of thumb
Maybe make your characters do shit that matters
The damage done can't be undone

We gotta turn on coms array buttons
And hit a few brutes with stickies
We got to move these few civilians
But this don't advance the story

That little fanboy with the custom reach xbox
Yeah buddy, are you aware?
That little fanboy tries to 'scuse the retcons
That little fanboy just doesn't care

We gotta turn on coms array buttons
And hit a few brutes with stickies
We got to move these few civilians
But this don't advance the story

retcon retcon
Uh

We gotta turn on coms array buttons
And hit a few brutes with stickies
We got to move these few civilians
But this don't advance the story

They should a learned to write good characters
They should a learned proper plot structure
Look at that mama, there is no second plot point
Man, Hp concurs

And he's up there? What's that? Hawwaian Pig?
Beating on that Horse with a post or three
Oh that's ain't working, that's not the way you do it
All you'll do there is piss off GV

We gotta turn on coms array buttons
And hit a few brutes with stickies
We got to move these few civilians
But this don't advance the story

Look at Halo 1 yeah, that's the way you do it
You write a game with a good story
Reach Ain't working, that's not the way you do it
There's lots of action but the story ain't deep
There's lots of action but the story ain't deep

There's lots of action but the story ain't deep
Lots of action, story ain't deep
look at that, look at that
There's lots of action but the story ain't deep

I want a, I want a, I want a good story
I want a, I want a, I want a good story
I want a, I want a, I want a good story
I want a, I want a, I want a good story

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