Gears of Halo

News and views about Xbox games including a lot of Halo 4.

Friday, May 28

Weekly Update, now with more medals....



In the Weekly Bungie Update Url waxes lyrical about how Halo Reach has come together:

Right now, as your ocular organs convert this ensemble of light and information into electro-chemical impulses, men and women of industry from all walks of life are busy building what we’ve been calling the most ambitious game in Bungie’s history. We have not been blowing smoke up your skirt. Though just about every aspect of Reach has been playable in one form or another for quite some time now, the days when months (and sometimes years) of hard work finally come to fruition right before our very eyes are upon us. Just as things started looking damn good for Playtest 5, the realization that plenty of that content was still placeholder (like the skies you saw over Boneyard in the Beta) is only now starting to sink in for me. Now is when the promise of a great game not only takes corporeal form – now is when it balls itself up into a great big fist and uppercuts your expectations straight into outer space. Bang, zoom, and all that.



For the team, that realization is born out of a maelstrom of work, work, and more hard work. In some cases for this crew, it means breakfast, lunch, and dinner inhaled at the office. It means time spent away from family and friends. It often means, for better or for worse, everything.



But it also means all that work is now paying massive dividends as yesterday’s promises become today’s reality. As new builds come in at a blistering pace, it means portions of planet Reach are now soaked in sheets of misty rain leaving exposed ground saturated while walkways under rooftops remain realistically bone dry. It means once empty rooms are now filled with vital signs of life – little touches like stoves, plants, and furnishings that help transform what was once just playable space into something much more potent and meaningful and human. It means indigenous life. It means the Covenant forces mercilessly fighting for purchase on the planet are more vicious and cunning than ever before. It means, ultimately, that as more and more polish gets liberally applied and the game moves into its final stretch of development, more and more facets are beginning to take on the finish and shine expected of a brilliant and beautiful gemstone.


About the only bit of real game news in the update was pictures of these medals that I've interspersed throughout the post. They are pretty rad!

“So the medals in our older games felt a bit cheerful, colorful, and clean for the tone of Reach. I figured since the graphics in Reach got a facelift, I’d take a whack at giving the medals an update as well. I ended up working with Andy and Kayl, two of our contract 3D artists here to come up with some realistic interpretations of my original medal designs. Here’s a few – just to whet the appetite of the fans and incite rampant speculation in the forums. :)" - Bungie's Dave Candland

Fuck playhaloreach.com

You might be wondering why I have published 10 odd pages of copy unrelated to Halo just now.... sorry if your twitter stream got flooded with the random stuff.

Turns out a website called playhaloreach.com has been taking the RSS feed and putting my posts into their website which they then use to attract readers and subscribers and try and leverage that some how.

It's out and out theft of my content. Sure, you can borrow from here and there with the proper link back to the page (I do this trick all the time) - at the very least it's a courtesy.

So I've published these random pages to screw with playhaloreach.com and also to get the benefits that having my pages published with links in them has - check out the page I wrote on this search engine optimisation technique.. to explain it and thanks Graywolf SEO for the inspiration!

Normal Halo Reach publishing will resume shortly....

Thursday, May 27

Mr Cash says fuck playhaloreach.com

American IV: The Man Comes Around is the fourth album in the American Recordings series by Johnny Cash, released in 2002. The majority of songs are covers which Cash performs in his own sparse style, with help from producer Rick Rubin.

For instance, for the song "Personal Jesus", Rubin asked Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist John Frusciante to re-work an acoustic version of Martin Gore's song, which featured a simple acoustic riff that stripped down the song to a blues style.

He receives backing vocal assistance from various artists, including Fiona Apple, Nick Cave, and the Eagle's Don Henley.

American IV was the final Cash album released during his lifetime. It was also Cash's first non-compilation album to go gold (selling over 500,000 copies) in thirty years. This was largely driven by the sucess of the cover of Nine Inch Nails' Hurt.

The Man Comes Around Track Listing:


"Hurt" (Trent Reznor)

Originally recorded by Nine Inch Nails for The Downward Spiral (1994)


Originally recorded by Cash for Sun, appears on Sings Hank Williams (1960), also appears on At Folsom Prison (1968) 


Originally recorded by Simon and Garfunkel for the Bridge over Troubled Water album

"I Hung My Head" (Sting)

Originally recorded by Sting for Mercury Falling (1996)


Was a number one hit for Roberta Flack.


Originally recorded by Depeche Mode for Violator (1990)

"In My Life" (Lennon/McCartney)

Originally recorded by The Beatles for Rubber Soul (1965)

"Sam Hall" (Ritter)

Originally recorded by Cash for the double album, Sings the Ballads of the True West (1965)

"Danny Boy" (Weatherly)

First published in 1910, previously recorded by Cash for Orange Blossom Special (1965)

"Desperado" (Frey/Henley)

Originally recorded by The Eagles for Desperado (1973)


Originally recorded by Hank Williams; previously recorded by Cash for Now, There Was a Song! (1960)


Originally recorded by Cash for A Thing Called Love (1972)

"Streets of Laredo" – 3:33 (Traditional)

Previously recorded by Cash for Sings the Ballads of the True West (1965)

"We'll Meet Again" (Charles/Parker)

Most famously a hit for Vera Lynn (1939)

Check out the lyrics to Aint No Grave or A Hundred Highways.

U2


Originally published at Songs of Ascent

In an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine a few snippets of news came out about the proposed Songs of Ascent album.
The author of the article, Brian Hiatt,  noted that the band is “debating whether the next record will consist of songs from the No Line on the Horizon sessions – the unfinished album known as Songs of Ascent – or an entirely new set of tunes.”
This puts the future of the supposedly fantastic, Every Breaking Wave in doubt some what?
U2 singer Bono is quoted as saying, “I would like to put out an album quickly, but we’re only going to do it if it’s great.”
Then there’s a little paragraph in the Rolling Stone piece about the  U2 YouTube Rose Bowl gig and Adam Clayton says this, apparently not joking, “We started with the idea of going back to Morocco and performing No Line on the Horizon in sequence for YouTube, but we ran out of time to rehearse for that.”
Also regarding the next leg of the tour in 2010, Edge says, “Because of the YouTube broadcast, I can’t imagine that we’d come back and continue with that exact same show. We’ll want to develop and adapt it. The next time people see us, there will be new things to show.”
The gig the Edge refers to is U2′s Anaheim gig at Angels Stadium.

U2 song lyrics


Top underrated U2 songs that should be treated with a lil more respect that they probably get. Of course, as a U2 fan, you already have your own favourites, here are mine…
Please, from the album Popmart.
Popmart is probably Bono’s best effort lyrically. With word plays on Michael Jackson being history over Jackson’s own HIStory pun, the blind leading the blonde and the line from Please “Your Catholic blues, Your convent shoes” pretty much summing up Bono’s eternal search for his place and pace in the world this song was depressing yet uplifting at the same time. Edge’s solo (esp in live recordings) was up there with his best.
“These days, days, days run away like horses over the hills” being sung over and over at the end always remind me that I never have enough time to do what ever it is I wanted do. This song did make me go see a documentary on the guy it was dedicated to, the author Charles Bukowski and read some of his books. So if anything this song taught me it sux to be a drink alcoholic author who used to work in a post office. In fact I think Charlie boy actually went postal before the term was applied to the fine people at the US Postal Service.
It has the Edge singing and he actually means it but you believe it too even though its about Aussie bastards?! It has good chord changes.
I like this because of the outro from the prior song, An cat Dubh, becomes the into to this. Kind of a plodding but hypnotic bass riff with crisp Edge playing.
MLK, The Unforgettable Fire.
While the fire is a reference to atomic bombs being dropped in Japan (an early portent of How to dismantle an Atomic Bomb maybe?) the album seemed dedicated to two Kings – Elvis and Martin Luther King. The song is sung like a lullaby, actually encouraging sleep. While Bono’s politic rants and beseeches and besmirches of The Man might put the more jaded and cynical amongst us to sleep you can’t complain that this song does the same in a nice under the covers on a rainy day kind of way.
Beat on the Brat, cover of The Ramones, from the We’re a Happy Family Ramones Tribute Album.
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat. Yeah punk. U2 started out playing Ramone’s covers trying to pass them off as their own. Which is pretty much the music industry down pat these days. What can you do?

Croc eats a Vet

So apparently this photo is the result of a veterinarian seeking to examine a crocodile. Having drugged the living fossil, the vet assumed it was safe to put one's arm down the croc's throat to retrieve the tranquilizer dart  he used to drug the animal.

A smirking crocodile
Is it me or is the crocodile actually smirking? I think he's displaying the arm as a trophy and so he should, he totally faked out the vet!

Check out the to darts at the left of the picture. Lesson? You need four darts!
The good news is the arm was able to re attached to one Chang Po-yu's' body. This all happened in 2007 at Shaoshan Zoo in the southern city of Kaohsiung, Taiwan.

No smirking in this photo as Chang Po-yu's holds up four fingers to show how many darts he should use next time
Now, the title of this post asked, "guess who wins?" And I bet you thought the crocodile won, after he got the guys arm right? No. To get the arm back the crocodile had to be shot twice. Sad Face.

But wait! The bullets missed and the smirking crocodile was not shot! It's a win for the crocodile and the crowd goes wild!

Snakes Alive!

I believe it was the actor Samuel L Jackson who uttered the immortal movie line "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" Well here at Animals Eating Animals we love snakes and judging by these pictures, we can understand why the rest of the animal kingdom and Sam Jackson are trying to get the mother fucking snakes off the plane.

First up, the simple things in life. A snake eating a frog. Not much of a challenge for our serpentine friend but none-the-less a tasty morsel.


How about a snake taking on a bird? They must be a bit harder to catch and eat than a frog right? Hmmm, I suspect this bird simply fell asleep in the gutter after a hard night out on the piss and Mr Snake on his way home from this job at the mill simply found him and had him for breakfast


Lizards Gizards!


I think I smell a rat! It's not like I can see the lil bastard anymore....


Oh look a pop princess about to get eaten by an albino python! No, it's just Britney Spears performing a hot lil number for K Fed or who it is she's shacked up with these days. That is one damn lucky albino python snake though eh....


Here's a rattle snake eating a mouse from National Geographic Magazine. I hear rattle snakes can be better than cats at catching mice. You just put one in your kitchen cupboard and they eat the mouse treats. When all mice have been eating the rattlesnake simply moves into your back yard to eat dust.


Sometimes snakes like to each other. Here's a picture of a cape cobra eating a puff adder. Please do not confuse this with a cobra eating Puff Duddy.


Here's possibly the dumbest python in existence. Check out this image of the python  trying to eat a live electric fence:


Just so no-one thinks all pythons are dumb here is one of the most awesome shots ever. A python dragging a kangaroo up a cliff. It's an all time classic!


Bono

bono macphisto


Bono is the instant karma of the spirit of Frank fucking Sinatra. Bono is love, peace and harmony. Bono is celebrity hack yacking in the prime minister's ear about freely negotiated debt. Bono is the hooker with a heart of gold. He's also the rick prick that charges you $150 to see the greatest band in the land. Bono is one quarter of U2.

Bono is the dude that wrote that song you danced to at your wedding that you didn't realise was about a couple breaking up. Bono is the guy that wrote Desire. Bono is better by design. Bono is what Chris Martin will never become. Bono's bad mood is Radiohead. Bono can be that kicking squeeling gucci little piggy.

Bono is a bluer kind of white.

Bono took the vague from Las Vegas and replaced it with MacPhisto. Bono is the singer in a rock n roll band. Bono hears ridiculous voices. Bono won't be come a minister in order to defeat a monster. Bono is Paul Hewson. Bono is not the Walrus, that was the other Beatle. Bono has the right shoes to get you through the night. Bono is Frank Sinatra's two shots of happy, one shot of sad.

Bono is living on The Edge.

Bono is a mother fucking Pope. Bono wants to be your political compass and conscious. Bono is nuclear free. Bono writes the lyrics. Bono is the guy that drinks too much wine. Bono is a preacher man, sometimes the too preachy man.

Bono is the 
fish that rode the bicycle.

U2 lyrics

So like where the bloody hell have I been lately dear readers*? It's been All quiet on the Optimus Prime Experiment Front, not even as stirring of a mouse.

I've been making a new website. Dedicated to the best band in the world, and that's a fact, U2.

All U2's Song Lyrics is my effort at making a home for the lyrics of Bono and the Edge. Why go to this site and not some other dodgy lyric site you might ask? Well I've tried to add some information about the songs, what their inspiration might have been and the story around it to help give the reader a better perspective.

As an example, check out the lyrics of:


While I've been building up the site's content, I've been listening to U2 like crazy and loving re-exploring great albums like War and The Unforgettable Fire. The current tour has been going great guns with some sweet set lists that have throwing up some old school U2 such as MLK.

If you're still reading this you might just be a fan - visit All U2's Song Lyrics and tell me what you think!

The Angels and Demons Guide to high rankings on Google via Search Engine Optimisation tricks

The Angels and Demons Guide to high rankings on Google via Search Engine Optimisation tricks



So you have a website and you think it’s a better read than Dan Brown’s new novel 'The Lost Symbol' but unlike Dan Brown’s 100 million plus readers you have 6. What do you do?

Applying this simple Angels and Demons Guide to high search engine rankings will help you get that reader recognition you deserve!

Angels:
  • Write page turners. People read The Da Vinci Code because it was a gripping yarn. Dan Brown offers puzzles and then helped the reader along by solving them. Your blog writing needs to help the reader along too – help them solve their problem by giving them a recipe for your grandmother’s cake or how to take down the Illuminati. No one cares what you ate for breakfast.
  • Link to things that are useful. Dan Brown is always giving you the facts with a twist. Angel’s who link to useful information are sharing the link love and are rewarded by Google with better ranking placement on its result pages.
  • Remind your readers and Google who you are. Dan Brown constantly refers to Robert Langdon’s Mickey Mouse wristwatch to remind the reader the way the character thinks. Internal linking with in your posts using appropriate anchor text helps Google understand what’s important on your site and what makes it tick. When I tell Google that this page is a U2 Concert Set List from New Jersey, it under stands the context way better than “this is my blog”. The more specific the internal link, the better Google likes it.
  • Every one of your posts needs an awesome title post to capture the reader’s attention. Angels and Demons? I’ll bite. The Lost Symbol? Sure, I’ll find that. Will your readers bite with a post called “Scone Recipe”? No, so be an angel and title it “Scones that taste better than that of 1000 Grandmothers!” You get what I mean right? Add the butter!
  • Dan Brown is a demon at creating good imagery. And so should your posts, fill them with pictures to give the read better context about what you’re telling them. At the least it breaks up the text and gives your site a little colour. Google also likes to index pictures and will send visitors your way. Remember, filling in a description of the picture using the alt”” tags is good SEO practice! (if using Blogger check the 'Edit HTML' button in the post writing section and find the tag once you have imported your picture into the post).
Demons:

  • Dan Brown is maligned by the critiques for producing some really odd sentence structures. “The famous man looked at the red cup” arguments apply to your website pages. Make them reader friendly. Don’t be a demon by filling your pages with random keywords. Readers want easy to read pager turners!
  • Every Dan Brown novel as a twist. Don’t be a Leigh Teabing and turn on your hero (readers!) by going trying to kill them with gross amounts of advertising, special offers and non related info. Stay on target with your message. Readers will come to your site for the tea and not the killer cognac.
  • Demons wear black hats and robes. Don’t be a demon. Don’t be tempted to do any of the dodgy tricks that you might find on the internet. Google will see through you faster than you saw the plot holes of The Lost Symbol and penalise you for it. Stick to good white hat practices and the Angels will show you the way to higher Google rankings.
  • Dan Brown created the current puzzle solving mystery band wagon. Don’t be a demon and bluff your way through with a rip off of his plots. Don’t copy another’s work, write your own. In a similar vein, if a news event inspires you, don’t simply re post it, add your own original thinking to it. Some blogs attract terrific readerships by simply providing wise commentary on the news events of the day. Are you up to it?
  • Don't cast an invisible spell on your text. You might be thinking, 'Hey! A good use of keywords is good seo and the more I fit on the page the better AND if I hide them I can fit more on the page!'. Wrong! Google knows this lil trick and will penalise your page if you do this.
Employing the hints and tricks in this guide is a simple and effective way to get some love from the Google search engine. I know, I do them myself with good SEO results!

Got any more Angel or Demon like tips? Leave a note in the comments!

Extra for Experts:

Check out the article I wrote for Twitip I was inspired to write after the idea I had for this post. The Angels and Demons Guide to Good Twitter Etiquette gives some simple advice on some good practices for twittering. Lemmeno what you think!

Great NZ Blogs

kiwi sign new zealand

This is my A-Z of NZ's best blogs. I chose them because they are interesting to me, not necessarily that they are the most popular blogs in Nu Zillan. Most of those are politcal ones, simply adding their boring opinions on boring to the mix. Still, some have slipped in as they do it so well...

Some I chose for their Attitude. I some I chose cos I know them personally. Hey, this is NZ, throw a rock in the air, it will land on someone who knows your auntie and she's gonan give you the bash if you don't read NZ's best blogs!

Here I go!

A is the Asiatic League. Mr C’s like an award winning writer, don’t cha know.

Big News - Ex reporter of some kind, kinda political but not rabid.

B is also for the Beige Brigade. They care about cricket. A lot. We like that and wish their were more cricket sites like them and Cricket With Balls.

Cupcakes and Mace Eats candy and makes lots of plastic Unicorns.

C is also for Cactus Kate. A details kind of lady, as in where the fuck is my champagne? And is it the correct temperature?

Dim PostWho cares that sarcasm is the lowest from of wit? I believe it was Voltaire that said sarcasm was funny.

Eric Crampton. Offsetting Behaviour gets E, for like, bringing economics to the masses.

E is also for Jim Donovan's En Avant. Is there a nicer capitalist around?

Field Theory Mr Green gives an insight into sport that you can’t get from the Dominion Post. Who knew Roller Derby was so violent and sexy?

Greer 2.0 Is a Stuff lackey but we can’t hold that against her.

H is for Hakopa. slightly reformed Consumer Whore, he now likes that dance music C4 plays non stop for the kiddies. Does not own an ACDC t-shirt, maybe a Killers one lurking somewhere...

Idle Vice - she's long gone but her blog is still better than most of the gobshite around. Was more bitchier in her day than Cactus Kate.

Juha's Techsploder. It's like a lot geeky.... in a different way from Jimmy Jangles, of course.

K - is for Kiwiblog. The blog I read everyday.

Life and Politics - come on down Jake! L is also for Lance Wiggs. If your site sux, he'll tell you!

M - there is no M. If M from James Bond was blogging, she'd get it regardless of being British.

NotPC – Likes beer and fine design. Thinks he can change the world by using rational arguments....

O – Is for Oarsome and also the The Optimus Prime Experiment. It’s about that famous Autobot Leader but not really. And its mine!

P – is for Poneke. The dude is a bus spotter and he rocks. Where's our post on the Auckland strike?

Q - There are no blogs with a Q that I know? This space for rent.

Roar Prawn. Likes to eat lunch and muttonbirds. Get’s the local Wellington gossip.

Sports Review. Rich Irvine invented “Dingo Deans, likes bike pron and, like Matt McConaughey , is in love with Lance Armstrong.

T – Tux Love Tips and Tricks for your computer. Linux is his bitch.

UnPC Lesbian. Basshunter fan. How PC is that?

The Visible Hand in Economics can claim V. I thought it was an invisible hand but whatever.

W - I wish there was a NZ blog called Walk This Way, that would be awesome. Instead you get the deserving, Wellingtonista. These guys and girls work really hard to being us Welly based news and events.

Y - Yardy Yardy Yardy takes the Y.

X - I'm stumped.

Z - Zip! Epic fail for the end of the A-Z of New Zealand's Best Blogs. Still there were a few double ups in there!

Got any blogs you think are worthy contenders? Leave a note and the link in the comments.

Chur!

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